Summary: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was a lot of stuff. Now we have taxes.

The Big Bang (But Quieter)

Imagine you are a tiny dot. Now imagine you are everywhere at once. Confusing? Good. That is how the universe felt 13 billion years ago.

Scientists call it a 'Singularity'. I call it 'The Great Expansion of Laundry'. One minute everything is folded neatly, the next, socks are in another dimension.